Quotations
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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