Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

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