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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

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