Quotations
Funny

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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