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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

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