Quotations
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

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