Quotations
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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

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