The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
