Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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