TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
