Quotations
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

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