Quotations
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

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