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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

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