Quotations
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A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

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