Quotations
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

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