Quotations
Funny

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

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