Quotations
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A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

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