Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
