To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
