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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

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