Quotations
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I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

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