Quotations
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

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