Quotations
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

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