Quotations
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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