A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quotations
Funny
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
