Quotations
Funny

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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