A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
