I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
