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I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

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