Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
