Quotations
Funny

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.