Quotations
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

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