Quotations
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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