What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Imagination is a quality given to a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humour is provided to console him for what he is.
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.