Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered.
