Quotations
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

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