I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
