Quotations
Funny

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

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