Quotations
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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