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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

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