Quotations
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

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