The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain