Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Quotations
Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
