Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
