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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

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