Quotations
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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

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