Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
