Quotations
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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