Quotations
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

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