Quotations
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

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