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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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