Quotations
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Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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