Quotations
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

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