Quotations
Funny

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

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