Quotations
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

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