The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
