A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill