Quotations
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Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

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