Quotations
Funny

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.