I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
