The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
