I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
