Quotations
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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

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