Quotations
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

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