The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
