Quotations
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Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

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