Quotations
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

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