The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
