Quotations
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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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