Quotations
Funny

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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