I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
