Quotations
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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

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