Quotations
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

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