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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

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