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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

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