Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
