The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
