TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
