Quotations
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

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