Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Funny
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
