Quotations
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

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