Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
