Quotations
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

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