Quotations
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

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