To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
