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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

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