Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
