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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

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