Quotations
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

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