I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
