A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
