To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson