Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
