As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
