Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

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