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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

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