A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
