A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
