Quotations
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

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