Quotations
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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

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