Quotations
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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

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