Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous