Quotations
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

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