Quotations
Funny

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

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