The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
