Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
