Quotations
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

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