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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

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