Quotations
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Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

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