Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
