The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
