This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
