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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

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