Quotations
Funny

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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