Quotations
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Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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