Quotations
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

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