I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
