Quotations
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

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