I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain