A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
