Quotations
Funny

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.