An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
