Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
