Quotations
Funny

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.