Quotations
Funny

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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