Quotations
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

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