Quotations
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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