A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
