I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin