This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
