Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
