Quotations
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

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