Quotations
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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