I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Quotations
Funny
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
