This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
