This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
