A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
