Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire