Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
