Quotations
Funny

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.