You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde