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My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

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