Quotations
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I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

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