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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

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