Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
