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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

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