A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
