Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
