Quotations
Funny

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.