Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

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