Quotations
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

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