Quotations
Funny

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

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