You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
