Quotations
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Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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