Quotations
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

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