Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
