Quotations
Funny

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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