Quotations
Funny

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

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