I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
Quotations
Funny
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
