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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

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