Quotations
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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

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