The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
