Quotations
Funny

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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