To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
