Quotations
Funny

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

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