Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

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