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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

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