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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

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