Quotations
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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