Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

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