You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
-Jarod Kintz
"The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
