This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
