When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
