The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
