Quotations
Funny

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

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