Quotations
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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