I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
