Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill