Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

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