Quotations
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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