Quotations
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

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