Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
