Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin