Quotations
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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

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