The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright