Quotations
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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