Quotations
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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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