Quotations
Funny

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

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