Quotations
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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

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