This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
