Quotations
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

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