Quotations
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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

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