A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas