This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
