Quotations
Funny

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

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