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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

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