Quotations
Funny

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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