Quotations
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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

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