Quotations
Funny

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

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