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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

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