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Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

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