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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

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