Quotations
Funny

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

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