Quotations
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

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