When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill