TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
