A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
