Quotations
Funny

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

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