Quotations
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

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