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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

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