Quotations
Funny

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

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