Quotations
Funny

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

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