Quotations
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

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