Quotations
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

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