Quotations
Funny

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

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