Quotations
Funny

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

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