TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
