Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
