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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

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