Quotations
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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