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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

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