Quotations
Funny

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

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