Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

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