Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
