The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
