Quotations
Funny

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

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