Quotations
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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