A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
