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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

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