Quotations
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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

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