Quotations
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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