Quotations
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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