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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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