Quotations
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

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