I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
