Quotations
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

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