Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
