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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

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