Quotations
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

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