Quotations
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

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