Quotations
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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