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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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