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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

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