Quotations
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

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