Quotations
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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

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