When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
