Quotations
Funny

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

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