Quotations
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Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

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