The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
