Quotations
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Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

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