I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
