Quotations
Funny

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

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