Quotations
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

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