Quotations
Funny

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

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