The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
