Quotations
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

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