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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

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