He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
