Quotations
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

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