Quotations
Funny

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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