Quotations
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

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