I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
