The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
