Quotations
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

-George Bernard Shaw

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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