Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.
-Mignon McLaughlin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The one and only reason behind all the miseries and failures of our life is our
selfishness and the deeds induced by our selfish nature.
-Deep Trivedi
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
-Eric Idle
What do you think of God, the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, He's not a think, he's a feel.
-Paul Frost
Only when service for a common good is the primary purpose are you truly leading.