I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.
-Charlie Chaplin
I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.
-Charlie Chaplin
If you do the right thing, eventually you will inspire others to do the right thing.
Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
-Oscar Wilde
Where egoism exists, Thou are not experienced. Where Thou art, is not egoism. You who are learned, expound in your mind, this inexpressible proposition.
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
-Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates