I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain
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Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it.
-Benjamin Lichtenberg
Man's real life is happy, chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so.
-Edgar Allan Poe
When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to myself.
-Peter O’toole
Human intelligence lies in making such choices that whatever he desires or
attains out of them...the end result should only be happiness.
-Deep Trivedi
Women want to wear what they do because of what goes on in their heads. Their size and shape have practically nothing to do with it.
-Elizabeth Hawes
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-Oscar Wilde
