I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
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God never wrought miracle to convince atheism, because his ordinary works convince it.
-Francis Bacon
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
-George Washington
Remember, someone, somewhere in some corner of this somewhat big world, is out there crying if you’re unhappy and is happy if you are! And you know who that someone is!
-Farazz Kazi
He who is in perfect peace suspects no man. But he who is discontented and disturbed is agitated by various suspicions; he neither has rest himself, nor does he permit others to rest.
-Jesus Christ
Either you lead a life which is luxurious on the material level or you lead a luxurious life of God’s blessings - one of the two you have to choose, the time has come…The enjoyment of life is only possible if the world could get connected to the spirit.
-A Spiritual Leader
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
-Eric Idle
