What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Everyone is born a king, and most people die in exile.
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.