I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Hearts live by being wounded.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.