The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
