I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
-William Goldman
The world exists by the "Three Dimensions Theory". Every particle of this world,
including us is driven by this theory. To understand all the three dimensions of
every substance and event is the ultimate height of human intelligence.
-Deep Trivedi
Truth is a pathless land, and you cannot approach it by any path whatsoever, by any religion, by any sect.
-J. Krishnamurti
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.
-Thomas Sowell
