Just when I found out the meaning of life, they changed it.
-George Carlin
Just when I found out the meaning of life, they changed it.
-George Carlin
I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.
-Jimi Hendrix
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
-Eric Idle
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
-David "Dave" Barry
The human life is not meant for compromises, but to explore and tread the path
of life on the basis of your skills and talents.
-Deep Trivedi
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
-George Bernard Shaw
We have lost contact with reality, the simplicity of life.
-Paulo Coelho
The refined form of "human" body, mind, culture and consciousness that we
witness today is the result of countless unsuccessful efforts spanning over millions
of years. We cannot afford to waste such a precious life only on education,
marriage, children, chasing wealth and pangs of old age.
-Deep Trivedi
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
-Hilary Cooper
The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins.
-Bob Moawad