If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
-Woody Allen
Quotations
God
If you knew who walked beside you at all times, on the path that you have chosen, you could never experience fear or doubt again.
-Wayne W. Dyer
There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart.
-Blaise Pascal
To you I’m an atheist. To God I’m the loyal opposition.
-Woody Allen
The just is close to the people's heart, but the merciful is close to the heart of God.
-Khalil Gibran
God is the color of water. Water doesn't have a color.
-James McBride
"The Color of Water: A Black Man's Tribute to His White Mother"
The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him.
-Socrates
If you think God’s there, He is. If you don’t, He isn’t. And if that’s what God’s like, I wouldn’t worry about it.
-Haruki Murakami
"Kafka on the Shore"
Holy books are an insult to a God with good intentions.
-Dejan Stojanović
God left so many fingerprints at the scene of creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?
-Robert Brault
