You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
-Anne Lamott
Quotations
God
The Self-realised soul can impart knowledge unto you and when you have thus learned the truth, you will know that all living beings are but a part of Me-and that they are in Me, and are Mine.
-Srimad Bhagavad Gita
God waits to win back his own flowers as gifts from man's hands.
-Rabindranath Tagore
"Stray Birds"
You are my hope and my refuge in the day of my trouble.
-Jesus Christ
Many good sayings are to be found in holy books, but merely reading them will not make one religious. One must practice the virtues taught in such books in order to acquire love of God.
-Ramakrishna Paramahamsa "Ramakrishna Paramahansa"
Chant the name of God with heartfelt devotion. Everything else is just a pompous worldly show.
-Sri Guru Granth Sahib "Guru Granth Sahib"
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.
-Albert Einstein
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.
-Thomas Paine
Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than your idol.
-Rabindranath Tagore
What do you think of God, the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, He's not a think, he's a feel.
-Paul Frost
