By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
-Barnett R. Brickner
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
