Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Marriage
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
