Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Quotations
Marriage
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
-Lucretia Mott
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
