Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The Scarlet Letter"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of the Island"
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
