Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Quotations
Marriage
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
