My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of Avonlea"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
