By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Quotations
Marriage
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
