Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The Scarlet Letter"
Quotations
Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
-Christian Cantrell
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
