Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Quotations
Marriage
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
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