I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
It is not your love that sustains the marriage,
but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer
"Letters and Papers from Prison"
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
