Quotations
Marriage

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

-Gabriel García Márquez

Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.



-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

-Groucho Marx

There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

-Homer "The Odyssey"

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.

-Helen Rowland

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

-Erma Bombeck

The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.

-Nia Vardalos

Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.

-Helen Hollick "The Kingmaking"

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

-Dave Meurer

You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.

-Elizabeth Cadell

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