I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
The essential matrimonial facts: that to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back to where you begin.
-Jeffrey Eugenides
"Middlesex"
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
