My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of Avonlea"
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.
-Philippa Gregory
"The Other Queen"
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
-Gary D. Chapman
"The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate"
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
