Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
