Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Quotations
Marriage
The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond.
-Toba Beta
"My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut"
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
-Vita Sackville-West
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
