Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche