My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.
-Philippa Gregory
"The Other Queen"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
-Gary D. Chapman
"The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate"
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer