I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
In marriage, everyday you love and everyday you forgive. It is an ongoing sacrament, love and forgiveness.
-Bill Moyers
