Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
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A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
