A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Quotations
Marriage
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
