When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of the Island"
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
-Christian Cantrell
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield