Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer
If he can't handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain and instead seeing a person's soul.
-Shannon L. Alder
"300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before marriage"
