When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Quotations
Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
It is not your love that sustains the marriage,
but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer
"Letters and Papers from Prison"
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of Avonlea"
