Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
-Gayle G. Roper
"Shadows on the Sand: A Seaside Mystery"
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
