A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde