My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
-Gary D. Chapman
"The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.
-Helen Hollick
"The Kingmaking"
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of Avonlea"
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
