I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
