Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Quotations
Marriage
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
-Barnett R. Brickner
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
-George Bernard Shaw
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
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