The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig