Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Marriage
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
