Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.
-Helen Hollick
"The Kingmaking"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac