Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Quotations
Marriage
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
-Lucretia Mott
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
