Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Marriage
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
