Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
-Vita Sackville-West
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous