Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman