I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond.
-Toba Beta
"My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut"
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"