Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
