My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
