My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
