My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman