Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
The essential matrimonial facts: that to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back to where you begin.
-Jeffrey Eugenides
"Middlesex"
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
