Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Quotations
Marriage
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
