I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
