Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Quotations
Marriage
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
