I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
-Benjamin Franklin
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw