I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Quotations
Marriage
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The Scarlet Letter"
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of Avonlea"
