Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Marriage
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-Warren Farrell
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
