A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Quotations
Marriage
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
-Vita Sackville-West
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-Warren Farrell
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
-H. Norman Wright
