How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
Quotations
Marriage
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
-Benjamin Franklin
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
-Barnett R. Brickner
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
