By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Quotations
Marriage
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond.
-Toba Beta
"My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
-Vita Sackville-West
