Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
-H. Norman Wright
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
-Barnett R. Brickner
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
-George Bernard Shaw
