Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield