Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
Quotations
Marriage
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
-Gayle G. Roper
"Shadows on the Sand: A Seaside Mystery"
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
