Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
-Gayle G. Roper
"Shadows on the Sand: A Seaside Mystery"
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
