Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession.
-Thomas Hardy
"Far from the Madding Crowd"
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
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