Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond.
-Toba Beta
"My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut"
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
