Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Quotations
Marriage
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
If he can't handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain and instead seeing a person's soul.
-Shannon L. Alder
"300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before marriage"
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
-Barnett R. Brickner
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
-Christian Cantrell
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
-George Bernard Shaw
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
