Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
-Gayle G. Roper
"Shadows on the Sand: A Seaside Mystery"
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
