Quotations
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



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