Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
-Voltaire
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
-Socrates
Don't worry when you are not recognized, but strive to be worthy of recognition.
-Abraham Lincoln
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
I think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period. Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness.
-Drew Barrymore