What we call life is only talk of nature.
-Dejan Stojanović
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
-Robert Brault
It is better to have God over your shoulder, than carry the world alone on your back.
-Anthony Liccione
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.
-Philippa Gregory
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
When you know you own God you will not be in a hurry to get something out of God.
-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck