When befriended, remember it; when you befriend, forget it.
-Benjamin Franklin
Grant me, O God, strength and courage to restrain the desires of my heart, that I may be free to possess you, Amen.
-Jesus Christ
No one who does good deeds will ever come to a bad end, either here or in the world to come. When such people die, they go to other realms where the righteous live.
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
-Eric Idle
It is the law of nature that when adversity strikes, nature invariably provides
us with the strength to endure that pain. Look for yourself, we are not that
disheartened with the pains of present...but are worried sick about the pains to
come in future.
-Deep Trivedi
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
Science really seems to be delusional with regards to the invention of
"Photocopying". Infact, photocopying is an age old concept. Let there be one
Buddha or Shankaracharya, and you will immediately find thousands of their
photocopies moving in the market.
-Deep Trivedi
It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession.
-Thomas Hardy