My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.
-Alfred Korzybski
People will ask me: Don’t you believe in God? No, I don’t. I believe in two things above all: Nature and Love. Nature is all-powerful. Love is how I understand the good. It might have been nice to believe in God, often defined as all-powerful and good, but combining the two like that has always posed too much of a contradiction for my poor mind to believe in.
Love doesn’t please itself by seeking revenge. Love sacrifices itself for the good of others.
-Kerrelyn Sparks
The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humour.
-Candace Bushnell
When I lay my head on the pillow at night I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful.
-Drew Barrymore
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
-Woody Allen