If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues.
-Edward G. Bulwer Lytton
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.
-John Borrowman
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren