In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Be good and you will be lonesome.