Quotations
Mark Twain

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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