God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
