Be good and you will be lonesome.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
