Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand