Quotations
Mark Twain

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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