Quotations
Mark Twain

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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