Quotations
Mark Twain

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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