Quotations
Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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