Quotations
Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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