When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand