You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Quotations
Mark Twain
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
