Quotations
Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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