I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
