Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
