Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
