Quotations
Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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