Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
