Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.