If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.