Quotations
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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