Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
