It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
