Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
