The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
