Quotations
Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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