If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Quotations
Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
