Quotations
Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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