Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
