Quotations
Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God
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