When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.