Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
