Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
