Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
