The lack of money is the root of all evil.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.