Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
