Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.