Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Quotations
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
