Quotations
Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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