Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
