Quotations
Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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