Quotations
Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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