You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
