Quotations
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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