Quotations
Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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