Quotations
Mark Twain

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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