Be good and you will be lonesome.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
