Quotations
Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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