Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
