You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
