We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
