Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
