Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.