It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
