It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
