Quotations
Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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