Quotations
Mark Twain

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

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