Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.