Quotations
Mark Twain

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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