Quotations
Mark Twain

Be good and you will be lonesome.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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