Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Quotations
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
