In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.