Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.
Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
