Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
One is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted; and a community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurrence of crime.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees dawn before the rest of the world.