That's not serious; it's just human.
-Jerry Kopke
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Many people know so little what is beyond their short range of experience. They look within themselves and find nothing! Therefore, they conclude that there is nothing outside themselves, either.
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
-Jerome K. Jerome
If putting a 'tilak' on the forehead, wearing a holy thread on the wrist, offering
prayers five times a day or visiting a temple, mosque and church, you could
attain 'Dharma - the religion', the ultimate height of the world, then nothing is
cheaper than religion.
-Deep Trivedi
You created the counterfeit and the genuine. You appraise all people. You appraise the true, and place them in Your treasury; You consign the false to wander in delusion.
Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend yourself or make excuses.
-Brian Tracy