You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
-Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
-Woody Allen
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
-Woody Allen
The healthy man does not torture others – generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
-Carl Gustav Jung
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla