In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
-Yogi Berra
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Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it.
-Benjamin Lichtenberg
The gods and demons were rivals of each other. The demons, swollen with pride, said, “In what, pray, should we place the oblation?” And they proceeded to place it in their own mouths.
-Scriptures
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
-Charles Michael "Chuck" Palahniuk
There is a limit to how much you can change to be liked for who you really are.
-Robert Brault
It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that which he has the power to obtain by himself.
-Epicurus
So long as the state exists there is no freedom. When there is freedom, there will be no state.
-Vladimir Lenin
When we are children we seldom think of the future. This innocence leaves us free to enjoy ourselves as few adults can. The day we fret about the future is the day we leave our childhood behind.
-Patrick Rothfuss
