Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
Future : That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.