A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream of things that never were and ask why not.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who have not got it.
No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.