Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
-Confucius
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another.
-Epicurus
Never do anything that you can't admit doing, because if you are that ashamed of whatever it is, it's probably wrong.
-Ashly Lorenzana
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
-George Carlin
Science is the name for transformation brought in the psychology of substances
and religion is the name for the knowledge which transforms the psychology of
human beings. Science can provide material comforts to a human being, but
for mental well-being, one has to change his psychology. Hence, striking a fine
balance between the two is the only way to lead a human being and the world
onto the path of progress.
-Deep Trivedi
There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.
-Ayn Rand