It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
