Quotations
Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

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