It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
