Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
