We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
