Quotations
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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