You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
