I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist.
-Albert Camus
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
-George Carlin
When one experiences truth, the madness of finding fault with others disappears.
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
-Steven Kloves
If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues.
-Edward G. Bulwer Lytton