Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
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