Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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