Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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