Quotations
Funny

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

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