Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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