Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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