Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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