Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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