Quotations
Funny
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
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