Quotations
Funny

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

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