Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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