Quotations
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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
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