Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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