Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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