Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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