Quotations
Funny

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

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