Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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