Quotations
Funny
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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