Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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