Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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