Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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