When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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