You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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