Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
Just when I found out the meaning of life, they changed it.
Religion is just mind control.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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