Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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