Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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