Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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