Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
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