Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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