Quotations
Funny

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

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