Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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