Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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