Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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