Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
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