Quotations
Funny
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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