Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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