Quotations
Funny

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

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