Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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