Quotations
Funny
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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