Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
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