Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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