Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
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