Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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