Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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