Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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