Quotations
Funny

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain

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