Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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