Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
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