Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
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