Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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