Quotations
Funny

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

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