Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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