Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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