Quotations
Funny
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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