Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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