Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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