Quotations
Funny
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
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I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
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