Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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