Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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