Quotations
Funny
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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