Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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