Quotations
Funny
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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