Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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