Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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