Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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