Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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