Quotations
Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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