Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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