Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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