Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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