Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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