Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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