Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
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