Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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