Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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