Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognize in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Future : That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
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